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Another podcast about three East-coasters, a few guests, and the film/liquor they herin imbibe.
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Friday Jan 17, 2020
Friday Jan 17, 2020
Nightcaps at the Theater celebrates two years of the podcast in the only way we know how, by drinking copious amounts of liquor and making small talk about movies. Its time once again for Last Call! What films shined like Uncut Gems, brought us to Climax, or lingered with us like the most heart-warming Parasite? You'll have to listen to our "Knock Em' Back" segment to find find out. Finally, we look towards 2020 full of hope and foresight by describing what we are excited to watch in the new year. Matt, April, Mark, and Jonathan thank you all from the bottom of our green-glass hearts and our Nightcaps family for listening.
May your New Year be bright! Your Libations be plentiful! And may the movies you see be worth the AMC A -List Membership! Also may you Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Friday Jan 10, 2020
Friday Jan 10, 2020
Nightcaps at the Theater celebrates two years of the podcast in the only way we know how, by drinking copious amounts of liquor and making small talk about movies. Its time once again for Last Call! First, listeners can count on the hosts to Pour One Out in a segment where we discuss the misses of film in 2019. These are the films that made us feel anything but "Jellicle." CGI Animated Monstrosities, Questionable Acting Choices, and not enough booze in the world for us to justify the film making wherein!
May your New Year be bright! Your Libations be plentiful! And may the movies you see be worth the AMC A -List Membership! Also may you Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday Jan 04, 2020
Saturday Jan 04, 2020
“If you sit on my lap today, A new Nightcaps at the Theater Christmas special will come your way!” That’s right kids; it’s the most wonderful time of the year, Christmas! And what could stir up our beloved childhood memories more than re-watching our favorite Rankin-Bass stop motion, abominable monstrosities, with a few close friends, and copious amounts of liquor? Just don’t get so wasted you can’t put “one foot in front of the other.” Tonight, the podcast takes a look at THREE “seminal” (using that term loosely) Christmas Films. We go through the R & B Holiday canon with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (1970) & The Year Without A Santa Clause (1974). Even if you’re a Miser Brother we bet you won’t be able to resist singing along!
Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc. instead. Share this nostalgic spirit of Christmas wonder; never stop believing in Santa…or the power of booze!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Having a Holly Jolly Christmas with R & B’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (1970) & The Year Without A Santa Clause (1974).
- Santa Claus?! An Asshole?!
- Fast Forward Song ™.
- The Media Pushing the Santa Agenda.
- Stupid Kids Questioning Narrators.
- In-Breeding Elves/Penguin Smooches.
- Rankin Bass’s “Christmas Shoes.”
- No One Would Even Miss Me…
- Claus Drag King.
- Southern Children From Brooklyn.
- Santa’s Grog.
- Stereotypical Diversity and A Colorblind Christmas.
Obsessed with the Rankin-Bass Holiday Canon – Jonathan’s Passion Project.
“I’m Named After Mommy’s Favorite Drink…Fireball.”
North Pole Toxicity/Gender Pressures.
“No Sit, No Kiss, No You for You!”
“Mayor Mister – Mister Mayor.”
“So Long, South Town!”
Jingle X Jangle.
Reindeer Math + Pussy Muff.
"God Bless My Soul." - Santa is Too Good.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
What do you get when you mix novelty plungers, pudding, and an anxious romance? Well, we here at Nightcaps at Theater, can only assume it’s something that looks and feels like Paul Thomas Anderson’s Punch-Drunk Love (2002). Don’t worry about calling into a phone-sex line for intimacy/connection, we’ve got you covered there. Love can be as awkward as oppressive siblings, or as spontaneous as a Harmonia, dumped on the side of the street. We want to chew on your cheeks and scoop out your eyes in a loving way. Don’t renew your gym membership, skip the crumby party with the siblings and let’s go get dinner instead. Maybe later we can listen to Shelly Duvall croon a tune, underneath the moon?
No need to save up your frequent flyer miles, you can listen to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc. instead. Stop selling “Fungers” and start hoarding those Healthy Choice ™ snacks. Don’t forget to Rate, Review, and Subscribe, or you may get a visit from Dean the Mattress King.
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Picking up Harmonia in the Street, circa 20002, Nightcaps Watches Punch-Drunk Love.
- Adam Sandler Cinematography.
- Star Wars Phone Sex Operator
- The Pudding Man … “He Needs Me.”
- The Definition of Punch-Drunk.
- Negging Sisters.
- Phone Sex… Just Don’t Do It!
- Meanwhile, in Provo, Utah.
- Bustin Down Bathrooms.
- Anxiety Tap Dance in the Grocery Store.
- Strange Small Dirty Talk
“If Uncut Gems doesn’t succeed…” – Our Dark Future.
“They’re Both Method.” – Sandler vs. Day Lewis.
“Can We Watch Billy Madison Instead?”
“Actor’s F^&k” – A True Fact.
Mark’s “Big Stick” Story.
“Ya Strokin Ya Snoke?” – Star Wars Sexline
“And Bye-Bye.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday Dec 21, 2019
Saturday Dec 21, 2019
“Amuse-Bouche” – December 21st
Just when you thought it was too hot in the pop-culture kitchen, Nightcaps at the Theater is back with a back-to-back Amuse Bouche segment. Matt has returned to regale us with scrumptious Henry Cavil fists, and Mark is finally ready to share his thoughts on the latest Star Wars film. Jonathan... really has nothing to share and is just here for the booze and the drama. We curse you … “Playmobil!” Put on your bibs and open your ear-holes, this delicious holiday feast is about to get a second course.
Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and now Spotify! Raise your blood-alcohol and midichlorian level by listening!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Shut Up Weeb! – Promare, Kill La Kill, and DuckTales (2017)
- T.V. Court – The Witcher, The Mandalorian, Drag Race U.K., Project Runway, and Encore!
- Movie Phone –Knives Out, Frozen 2, Playmobil: The Movie, Waves, Jumanji: The Next Level, Star Wars: Rogue One, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, A Miracle on 34th Street, and Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker.
- Troddin the Boards – West Side Story and Oklahoma!
- Disc Jockeys – Kim Petras – Turn Off the Light, The Current (Rock the Cradle), and Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday Dec 14, 2019
Saturday Dec 14, 2019
“Amuse-Bouche” – December 11th
While Matt is away, Mark and Jon will play…at least we think that’s how the saying goes. Anyway, tonight you are in for a rich bounty of anime, Star Wars, Disney+, and potpourri Broadway knowledge with these two chuckle-heads recording. As long as you aren’t Rian Johnson (in Mark’s humble opinion) you are welcome to tune in and see the world through eyes, as if they were According to Jeff Goldblum. Just imagine all of the Baby Yoda, dancing with the CGI cat people…isn’t it perfect?
Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and now Spotify! It’s the only way we can reanimate Matt, stick him in a Muppet body, and blog about it on our Tumblreddits.
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Shut Up Weeb! – Pokémon Origins, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, DuckTales (2017), Gargoyles, Steven Universe: Future, and Rick and Morty
- T.V. Court –The World According to Jeff Goldblum, The Mandalorian, His Dark Materials, Encore!, The Good Place, Project Runway, and Arizona Circle.
- Movie Phone – The Muppets, Noelle, Lady and the Tramp (2019), The Touch, The Serpent’s Egg, Frozen 2, Knives Out
- Troddin the Boards – Bye, Bye, Birdie!, SpongeBob: The Musical, Elf: The Musical, The Explorer’s Club, Beetlejuice, The Music Man, West Side Story, and
- Disc Jockeys – FLCL, and Amy Winehouse.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday Nov 30, 2019
Saturday Nov 30, 2019
Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee and welcome to a world of magic, witches, curious British waifs, Nazis, and tweaked flying LSD-fueled bed frames. Thanks to the Professor Emilius Browne Correspondence College of Witchcraft, and Nightcaps at the Theater you have been carefully chosen to test your apprentice witch abilities through the consumption of alcohol and the through the viewing of an otherwise highly underrated, classic Disney film. With Hosts, Jonathan Kwiatkowski, Daniel Ryan, and Grant Farrokh, you are truly in for a “magical” time. As you listen be sure you don’t roll any ankles while trying to fly your broom in the dead of night, or jump on the nearest bed, hoping to soar through the starry skies, and most certainly don’t take off all your clothes in the hopes that you have mastered Substitutionary Locomotion! We assure you the only spell you’re under is that of your spirits. Lastly, have fun, sing along, and enjoy an “unprepared” mark you, an “unprepared” night of bobbing along through Portobello Road, Pepperinge Eye, the Ise of Naboombu, and your own imagination. Lackipo nikrif scrumpet leech!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- It Feels Grand Watching Bedknobs and Broomsticks with a Drink in Your Hand!
- Unoffical Drinking Game and A Hodge-Podge Production History.
- To the Observant/Modern Viewer…
- Eglantine Price is One Bad Bi**h.
- Fanfiction, Layers, and Possible Sequel Ideas on r/bedknobs.
- Meme Potential.
- Take A Shot for Every Knob.
- Magical Pyramid Schemes.
- Unsolved Mysteries: The Island of Nuboombu.
- Tanking in Soccer.
- Nazees Causing Mischief.
- How Many More Wizards/Witches Does Britain Have?
- Genuinely Impressive Reanimated Medieval Armor.
“This Was My After the Battle of Yavin” – The Connection of Bedknobs.
Academy Award for Best DVD Menu.
How Old is Angela Lansbury?
A24’s Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
“Will my Nipples Work Miss Price?”
Terry Cloth Prop Books.
Nazee Occultism or Disney Conspiracy.
Coulda Saved Us Millions Paul!
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Sunday Nov 24, 2019
Sunday Nov 24, 2019
In Heaven Everything is Fine, but with a little bit of liquor and a good movie, life is even better. On the conclusion of Nightcaps at the Theater’s 2nd Annual Frightcaps fest, Mark throws us a curve ball in the form of a pencil factory. Listen close to your radiator and you will know we are taking a look at David Lynch’s opus Eraserhead. This movie will make you rethink every relationship you ever had, and children … sheesh we won’t be thinking of those for a lifetime. Remember if you watch this movie on a phone you might be thinking you are getting the full experience, but you’re F***ing not! Now, sit back and let the soothing sounds of machinery, howling winds, and your lovely newborn monster baby.
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- The Finale of this Year’s Frightcaps at the Theater Marathon! Make Room in your Brain for David Lynch’s Eraserhead.
- Popeye’s Should Have Sponsored this Episode.
- Lynch’s Philadelphia Story?
- A Boy and His Radiator.
- The Most Awkward Family Dinner Ever.
- Placenta Present.
- Literal “Wet Dreams.”
- On This Episode of How Did This Get Made…Pencils?!!
- Don’t You Dare Steal Our Muppets Take Your Movie Podcast Idea!
- Monster Baby … Not As Bad as Nugget Slime.
- This Year’s Frightcaps Theme Revealed and What’s to Come?
What the F**k Did We Just Watch? – Reminiscing on Our First Viewing.
Should we Have Picked Little Nicky?
Making a Baby…Prop.
Look at My Knees! And Man-Made Chickens.
“ALRIGHT PAUL!”
“It’s Okay.”
Danny Devito Takes a Tumble.
“This Baby is Mockin Me!”
Practical Props Power.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key
Sunday Nov 17, 2019
Sunday Nov 17, 2019
“Amuse-Bouche” – November 17th, 2019
Live from our sickbeds, directly to you, is the latest Amuse Bouche, pop culture content segment, sponsored by Nightcaps at the Theater. On tonight’s episode we discuss what it must be like to be cloned or live your life as Jeff Goldblum. If you like A Star Wars then at least two thirds of our hosting team will probably talk about that too, the other third of our hosting team would rather watch two dogs, fall in love. Anyways, pour yourself a cup of gender fluid, Puppet Flounder can’t hurt you here. Deep fakes are all the rage, but only by listening can you understand “the real” that is how bad the Terminator series has gotten, the bafflement of granting superpowers to historical figures, “fun” priests, and maybe even someday, hear Matthew Cabrera’s review of Snow Dogs? Oh wait, never mind…he watched Arctic F***king Dogs instead.
Remember to Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and More…please do Matt sat through Arctic Dogs. Clearly, we need all the help we can get.
Tonight, on the Marquee:
Shut Up Weeb! – Pokémon/She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.
T.V. Court – Living with Myself, The End of the F***ing World, The World According to Jeff Goldblum, The Mandalorian, The Little Mermaid: Live, RuPaul’s Drag Race UK, AHS:1984, and The Good Place
Movie Phone – The Jungle Book, The Lion King: ½, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, Dolemite is My Name, The Flavor of Green Tea Over Rice, The Lure, Doctor Sleep, The Addams Family (2019), Terminator: Dark Fate, Harriet, Midway, Lady and the Tramp, Countdown, Ford v Ferrari, The Irishman, and Arctic Dogs.
Troddin the Boards –Waitress
Disc Jockeys – FKA twigs MAGDALENE.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Saturday Nov 09, 2019
Saturday Nov 09, 2019
In space no one can hear you scream, but a little nightcap might help. Join us as we trek into the final frontier, as our Frightcaps at the Theater horror marathon continues. All Aboard the Nostromo as we take on Ridley Scott’s 1979 sci-fi epic, Alien. Line your stomach with booze so that any pesky Chest -Bursters will be too intoxicated to care, as we discuss the magic of practical effects, the decline of the Alien Franchise and Ripley’s competency in saving cats/kicking alien ass. However, rest assured, after listening the only face hug you’re gonna get is one from us, to you loyal listeners. Now, pick up your flamethrower and crawl into that duct, we got a universe to save!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Move over E.T., We’re Watching Alien.
- Are Xenomorphs Technically Disney Princesses?
- Ghostbusters Sonic the Hedgehog.
- Unions and following protocol … IN SPACE!
- Michigan J. Chest Burster!
- That Darn Cat … Jonesy!
- A good 4 minutes of Monster Air-Time.
- Milk … it Does an Android Good.
- Cursing out MOTHER.
- Designing Space Pajamas.
- Burning the Alien and the Special Effect Budget to a Crisp.
- John Witherspoon in Alien?
No Notes … No problem.
Spooky Sh&^ty Sequels.
Drinking Alien Secretion
“F&*k IMDB and Amazon.”
Wanna Hug? – It’s all the Xenomorph Really Wanted.
“Don’t Bother Me, I’m trying to Sleep Here. – Xenomorph tired after Murdering All Day.
“Dear Diary, B*tch I Lived!” – Final Entry for the Nostromo.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key