Episodes
Saturday Apr 11, 2020
Amuse Bouche: April 11th 2020
Saturday Apr 11, 2020
Saturday Apr 11, 2020
“Amuse-Bouche” – April 21st, 2020
Another week, another Nightcaps sponsored Amuse Bouche pop culture segment. This week we have robots, step brothers, Dragon Ball do rags, and James Bond to bring to our slowly descending banquet table. Will you join us in fasting in the highs and lows of media this week, or will you feast on the scraps? Remember to wash your hand’s and for all you voice actors out there, brush your teeth…or don’t.
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
Shut Up Weeb! – Clone Wars, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Beaststars, and Persona 5.
T.V. Court – Better Call Saul, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Westworld, RuPaul Drag Race, Tiger King, Killing Eve, Terrance House, and The Man in the High Castle.
Movie Phone – The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Trixie Mattel: Moving Parts, The Week Of, Step-Brothers, Goldfinger, You Only Live Twice, The Last Samurai, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Police Academy, The Platform
Troddin the Boards – Beetlejuice and Beardo
Disc Jockeys – Losing My Mind: A Sondheim Disco Fever Dream, Chromatica, Dan Avidan & The Super Guitar Bros, and Thundercat It Is What It Is.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday Apr 04, 2020
Episode 57: Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke
Saturday Apr 04, 2020
Saturday Apr 04, 2020
Nightcaps at the Theater continues our Netflix and Quarantine with a love letter to all of you stoners out there. Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke, is just the kind of medication you need to survive this lack of interaction with your fellow man… man. This movie has it all, nuns on fire, a stiff narcotics dog, a van made of fiber weed and some of the best hot dogs you’ll see this side of East L.A. So, hold your thumb out and get hitching, we have gotta find that prime spliff to get us through the movie. Should we roll down the windows? What’s in this thing…man? How’s our driving…oh wait, are we parked?
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Toke up and social distance as we watch Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke.
- Nothing Wrong with Bongs.
- Tokin it Up at the Theater.
- Munchies and a Hangover Movie.
- Pedro in the Muppet Mobile. The Ma
- Joint Royale w/ Cheese.
- Ajax Animal Noises.
- Impromptu Migas Wedding.
- Verizon Fiber Weed
- Getting Peed on Ring Any Bells?
- When the Van is Rockin…
- Alice Bowie…Off into the Blazing” Sunset.
Tommy Chong was a stoner! What?!?
Juvenile, Immature, and the perfect film for Mark.
Share your Weed with the Class.
“Your whiteness is showing.” “Why is Cheech Southern?”
It’s kinda like The Odyssey … with Cheech and Chong.
Making Some “Ice Cream.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key
Saturday Mar 28, 2020
Amuse Bouche: March 28th 2020
Saturday Mar 28, 2020
Saturday Mar 28, 2020
“Amuse-Bouche” – March 28th 2020
Social Distancing may be the new norm, but Nightcaps at the Theater is not going to leave your hankering for unscripted banter and pop culture hot takes unsatiated. Tonight, through the miracle of technology and Zencastr, we offer this multi-media delicacy for your ears to snack on. So, sit back, remove your hazard suit, and listen. Put ya Hands up in the Damn Chat!
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Shut Up Weeb! – Beaststars, Steven Universe Future, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, and The Mandalorian
T.V. Court – McMillions, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Project Runway, Westworld, The Outsider, Man in the High Castle, and Tiger King
Movie Phone – The Baker’s Wife, Port of Call, Super-Size Me 2: Holy Chicken!, The Talented Mr. Ripley, It Comes At Night, Mike Birbiglia/Pete Davidson, Shaun of the Dead, Attack the Block, The Day After Tomorrow, Doctor No, From Russia With Love, Thunder Ball, and Sorry to Bother You
Troddin the Boards – Company and Six
Disc Jockeys – Lady Gaga, Childish Gambino, Jay Electronica, Father John Misty, Los Campesinos, and Group Love
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Sunday Mar 22, 2020
Episode 56: Polyester
Sunday Mar 22, 2020
Sunday Mar 22, 2020
Are you tired of your suburban housewife life? Do you long to sniff the fresh air just beyond the cul-de-sac? Has the neighborhood porn movie house, got you down? If so, then have we got a movie for you! Look no further than the disgusting, perverted, and oddly-floral scented Polyester (1981). This John Water’s joint, follows the follies of Francine Fishpaw as she deals with a cheating husband, lousy kids, and her best friend Cuddles’s Debutante Ball. Francine’s certainly got a nose for female trouble and that’s just perfect for us as this movie has perfected “Odorama" technology, allowing you…yes you, the average viewer to take your nose on a cinematic adventure! So put down the macramé, forget the foot fetish, and breathe in that sweet smell of our podcast!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Join the “Most Drinkingest Gals In the World” as We Watch John Water’s Polyester (1981).
- The Powerful Aroma of “Odorama!”
- Picketing Porno.
- Quentin Tarantino Origins.
- Sister Hijacks a Bus.
- Cuddles Got Cuddles on Her Mind.
- Divine Casually tearing Off Car Doors and Busting into Motel Rooms.
- Call the Nuns!
- La Rue’s Got a Gun/Dogicide.
- The New AMC Drive In.
- Cuddles X Heinz. So Pure.
- Free, White, Rich & Happy.
“One to Show Grandma.” – Jonathan’s Review.
“It’s no Dolby, but Two Noses Up!”
“Please Show Benji!”
“I Thought He Was Walking His Dog, But Then I Realized It Was His Date!”
Mark’s Bill Murray Podcast.
“I Didn’t Want to Use Macramé to Kill!”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Sunday Mar 15, 2020
Episode 55: Wild Wild West
Sunday Mar 15, 2020
Sunday Mar 15, 2020
Take out, your sharpshooters…not that kind, zip your pants back up, because we are off to watch 1999’s Wild Wild West. We could warn you with what to expect in this movie, but none of it would make a lick of sense. In Fat Candy’s Gentleman’s Club, you can only hope to find Will Smith and Kevin Kline in unconvincing drag, heavy-handed racial humor, battle trains, and there’s gotta be a giant mechanical spider in the third act. If that’s not enough for you, then maybe some butt shots, and some truly questionable acting choices from Kenneth Branagh’s villainous Loveless? Any listener that's stressed, will be in more distress, when we’ve done our best, with this podcast. As we roll into, as we stroll into the Wild, Wild!
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Mechanical Spiders, Rough Riders, and we want “Nada” in Wild Wild West (1999)
- The Evident Racism In and Out of the Film.
- Smith and Kline’s Unique Lack of Chemistry.
- Nitro Physics.
- Exploring Fake Breasts and Super Mario 64
- Munitia and Magnetic, Magical Saws.
- Spider Foreshadowing
- The Worst Original Song
“This Movie Invented Steampunk.”
“Sisqo’s Bad Breakup!?!”
“We’re from the Streets.”
“Don't you just HATE that song?”
“Hard Pumping.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday Mar 07, 2020
Amuse Bouche: March 7th 2020
Saturday Mar 07, 2020
Saturday Mar 07, 2020
“Amuse-Bouche” – March 7th, 2020
Even the Corona Virus can’t stop us at Nightcaps at the Theater. Put on your masks, and break out your tissues, as we prepare to dig in to another pop culture banquet in our Amuse-Bouche episode. Oodles of Anime, Tons of T.V, Multitudes of Movies/Music, and some Tasty Theater all await you! Stay tuned to hear us open Pokémon cards live on the air, while also discussing the latest pop culture. Letterbox may be down for Matt, but don’t worry, our podcast is always here for you!
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Shut Up Weeb! – The Clone Wars, Mob Psycho 100, Ni No Kuni, Dragon Quest: Your Story, Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back – Evolution, Castlevania, and Steven Universe: Future.
T.V. Court – The Twilight Zone, I Am Not Okay with This, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Project Runway, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Better Call Saul.
Movie Phone – Kung-Fu Hustle, Dirty Harry, Doom: Annihilation, Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Impractical Jokers: The Movie, Call of the Wild, Fantasy Island, Mulan (1998), Emma, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, and Train to Busan.
Troddin the Boards – Six, Fun Home, and The Mystery of Edwin Drood.
Disc Jockeys – Grimes, U.S. Girls, Lady Gaga, Christineand the Queens, Night Runner, Nina Simone, Doja Cat, and Jonathan Wilson.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Saturday Feb 22, 2020
Amuse Bouche: February 21st 2020
Saturday Feb 22, 2020
Saturday Feb 22, 2020
“Amuse-Bouche” – February 21st, 2020
We’re back at Nightcaps at the Theater with our Amuse Bouche segment. Just when you thought we were gone the lingering hunger pangs of pop culture, return in full force. Don’t lose your rings, we do discuss Sonic the Hedgehog, stay tuned. Let us quell that need for T.V., Music, Movies, and Culture that we know you crave.
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
Shut Up Weeb! – Promare, Pokémon: Twilight Wings, Star Wars the Clone Wars, Bojack Horseman.
T.V. Court – Project Runway, The Good Place, Killing Eve, Hollywood, Westworld, His Dark Materials, and Terrance House.
Movie Phone – Throne of Blood, The Thirst, The Two Popes, The Gentlemen, The Turning, The Rhythm Section, Suicide Squad, Gretel & Hansel, The Man Standing Next, Birds of Prey, Doctor No, The Photograph, The Love Birds, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Troddin the Boards – The Explorer’s Club, A Tragedy of Errors, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, West Side Story, and Six.
Disc Jockeys – Trixie Mattel’s Malibu, Kesha’s High Road, Green Day, Mac Miller’s “Circles”, Grimes, Tame Impala
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Sunday Feb 09, 2020
Episode 54: Maximum Overdrive
Sunday Feb 09, 2020
Sunday Feb 09, 2020
Rev up, “Hell’s Bells,” because tonight on Nightcaps at the Theater we are watching the panned Stephen King classic Maximum Overdrive (1986). Guest Star, Daniel Ryan, brings an immaculate pick for “Critically Panduary” with a film swerving around the human/truck struggle to survive. Will these, dumb as bricks, humans be able to defend the Dixie Boy, or is there gonna blood on the pavement? It doesn’t matter if we made them! They are Big! They are Loud! And they are hungry for Diesel and Revenge!
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
- A Stephen King with Maximum Overdrive (1986).
- ACDC X Stephen King BFFs.
- Hitting the Gas and Swerving to Survive.
- A “Moron Movie.”
- The Green Goblin, Somehow?
- Death By Melons/Potatoes.
- Loose Sentience Rules.
- Being Married to Lisa Simpson.
- The Most Menacing Ice-Cream Truck.
- Trucks Burying Their Own.
- Taking the Life of a Burger Sign.
“What is a Boat, but a Truck can Swim?”
“The reception …. Well. It was bad!”
Stephen King ‘s Permanent Coke Phase.
“I don’t’ give a Ladybug!”
The Stand with no Stakes.
Hammers Can’t Betray Us.
Method Acting on the Sh*tter.
“80s Drugs, Pump, Hot?”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday Feb 01, 2020
Episode 53: Fateful Findings
Saturday Feb 01, 2020
Saturday Feb 01, 2020
Nightcaps at the Theater rings in 2020’s edition of “Critically Panduary/So Bad It Hurts/Don’t Yuck My Yum” with Neil Breen’s masterpiece Fateful Findings (2012). “It’s a Magical Day!” This is a film (if you can call it that) that will leave you questioning your sanity, psychedelic mushrooms, and Master’s Degree in Computer Science. Hack into the truth behind the Government Masters of the World, all while lounging in your inner Black Void.! If you love a “so bad its good time” at the movies, question your sanity and then tune in to this episode. (Farting-Wind Sound Effect.)
Remember to Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to Nightcaps at the Theater, forget your addiction to pills and invite yourselves to our poolside BBQ!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- “I can’t believe you committed suicide” after watching Fateful Findings (2012).
- A Biography of the Mystery of an Enigma of Neil Breen.
- Is There a Plot?
- Everybody Loves Neil Breen.
- Bloody Disgusting Shower Scene/Fishing Pills Out of the Toilet.
- Psychologist Symbolism. Reflection Walking Out on a Reflection.
- Eating Lettuce and Dismantling the Government.
- Microsoft Sam’s Star Billing.
- Worst Press Conference Ever!
- If an A.I. Wrote a Movie.
- Serious Film Investors … Stay Tuned.
Is it a Neil Breen Feature? – Matt’s on the Money Question.
30$ for a Jewel Case DVD?
“It’s Very Hard to Describe This Movie.”
“If Tommy Wiseau Directed a David Lynch Movie.
“Has Neil Breen Ever Had Sex?”
“Im Hungry!”
“Tutoring Commercial Parallels.”
“What is This Shot?”
“I Resign As the President of the Bank.”
“I Wasn’t Ready…”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Saturday Jan 25, 2020
Amuse Bouche: January 25th 2020
Saturday Jan 25, 2020
Saturday Jan 25, 2020
Nightcaps at the Theater is back with another Amuse-Bouche segment. Tonight we discuss our Scooby -Doo fan theories, the Caronavirus, lyrics to Mr. Rodgers’ opening theme, John Travolta, fisting dragons, and Netflix’s The Circle. “Nightcaps, send message to fans. #Nightcapskillingit. We are totally not hipster dou#che bags… ” Make sure that you are ready for a “meaty” discussion on the most recent pop culture news. Finally, save room for a “Meowdy” screening of CATS and some Star Wars talk, to fill your multi-media hunger. Our podcast will be sure to fill that void inside, so rate, review, and subscribe.
Shut Up Weeb! – Your Name, Weathering With You, Ni-No Kuni, Carole & Tuesday, Infinity Train, and BoJack Horseman.
T.V. Court – The Witcher, Modern Love, Jeopardy, The Man in the High Castle, You, Project Runway, John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch, The Good Place, AJ and the Queen, and The Circle.
Movie Phone – Persona, CATS, Star Wars Episode VIII, Star Wars Episode IX, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, Little Women, Queen & Slim, Uncut Gems, West Side Story (1961), Spies in Disguise, The Fanatic, Overlord, A Bridge Too Far, The Last Black Man in San Francisco, One Child Nation, IP Man 4, Like A Boss, 1917, Just Mercy, DoLittle, Bad Boys, Bad Boys for Life, Detective Chinatown, Street Dancer 3D,
Troddin the Boards – The Explorer’s Club.
Disc Jockeys – Lady Gaga “Stupid Love”, and Matt’s “Winter Newsletter.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G