Episodes
Sunday Jun 28, 2020
Amuse Bouche: June 28th 2020
Sunday Jun 28, 2020
Sunday Jun 28, 2020
“Amuse-Bouche” – June 28th 2020
Did someone ring the Dinkster? … No, it’s just us at Nightcaps at the Theater with another week of pop culture references in our Amuse Bouche segment. Tonight, we discuss tax refunds, floors that may or may not be made out of lava, and bad band break ups. If you want a tasty game show treaty or maybe a cannibalistic late snack, this is the podcast for you.
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Shut Up Weeb! – Adventure Time: Distant Lands, Dorohedoro, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pokémon, and Ghost in the Shell.
T.V. Court – RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, Legendary, Dark, Anne with an An “E”, At Home with Amy Sedaris, The Floor is Lava, NOS4A2, Community, Fleabag, Killing Eve, Barry, Family Feud, Holey Moley, To Tell the Truth, Don’t, Eric Andre: Legalize Everything, and Hannibal
Movie Phone – The Host, Doctor Sleep, Dogville, Fanny and Alexander, Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, and An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn
Troddin the Boards – A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Hamilton.
Disc Jockeys – Dirty Projectors.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key
Saturday Jun 20, 2020
Episode 62: Gerald's Game
Saturday Jun 20, 2020
Saturday Jun 20, 2020
What’s better than a little isolation? Well, us hosts here, at Nightcaps at the Theater don’t recommend kinky games with scumbags in the middle of nowhere…wait did you say Kobe Beef is involved…tempting, but no dice. Tonight, we look at Mike Flanagan’s Netflix adaptation of Daddy King’s Gerald’s Game. This movie will have you recall memories from a traumatic past, shiver violently at that Midnight Cowboy glancing at you from the dark corner of your room, and you can forget about sleeping … we got work to do pumpkin! It’ll be a Total Eclipse of the Heart but, Mr. Bright Eyes, please don’t turn around.
Hey Mr. Sandman bring us a dream…and while you are at it don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, etc! What are ya waitin for? The next eclipse?
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- “I could get out of those handcuffs if I tried, Sure Jan.” We are watching Gerald’s Game.
- Not Kinky …” Kingy.”
- The Gerald’s Game with Lindsay Lohan and One Muppet.
- Why not Maine? Because…
- George Costanza as Jessie.
- Dog/Cat Eating Owner Time Limit.
- Break Me Off A Piece of that Flesh of Gerald’s Arm.
- The “Swing/Bench.”
- Suck Dem Toes.
- Daddy King and Joe as a Test Subject.
- Loving the “Degloving.”
“Love Life…is the Same as it Was”
“Jerry…Arnold…Stoop Kid’s Game.”
“The Fact that Mike Flanagan didn’t do Pet Semetary.” – Jonathan was Gooped.
“Hm.” - Matt’s Initial Review
Cohen, Duffer, or Duplass?
“What’s Reading?”
Stephen King = Good Shit.
“No Thank You, Not Interested.” – Moonlight Man Selling Time Shares. “
“I Don’t f*&ks with “Yeppers.”
“Rosanne Barr Excuse.”
Jonathan Drunkenly Explaining Ka.
Scooby Says “Ru Ran Ru Rit!”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Sunday Jun 14, 2020
Amuse Bouche: June 13th 2020
Sunday Jun 14, 2020
Sunday Jun 14, 2020
“Amuse-Bouche” – June 13th, 2020
Today we preach about the dangers of Warhammmer 40K, ultimate tag, and landmines on another Amuse-Bouche pop culture segment. We may still be in quarantine, but that can’t stop us from watching the highest of the highs and the lowest of the lows. Pick your guts up off the floor! Artemis Fowl can’t be that bad…or can it? We are gonna need an extra bottle for this one.
Th-that that don’t kill us, can only make us stranger. But a few new listeners certainly wouldn’t hurt. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! If you don’t leave this episode knowing what the Scoville Scale is, then we have failed you.
Tonight, on the Marquee:
Shut Up Weeb! – Cardcaptor Sakura, Warhammer 40k Ultra Marines, The Midnight Gospel, Akira, and Teasing Master Takagi-san
T.V. Court – ABC Summer of Fun and Games, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, Holey Moley, Ultimate Tag, Family Feud, To Tell the Truth, Don’t, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, King of the Hill, Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars, Legendary, Killing Eve, At Home with Amy Sedaris, What We Do in the Shadows, Star Wars: Temple Challenge, and Dave Chappelle’s 8:46
Movie Phone – Brink of Life, Autumn Sonata, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Da 5 Bloods, and Artemis Fowl.
Troddin the Boards – N/A
Disc Jockeys – Run the Jewels RTJ4
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday Jun 13, 2020
Episode 61:Wall-E
Saturday Jun 13, 2020
Saturday Jun 13, 2020
Put on your Sunday Clothes and get out your Buy and Serve brand Cupcake in a Cup! Tonight on Nightcaps at the Theater we are blasting off with the 2008 Pixar classic Wall-E. Where roaches never looked so lovable, big baby is the new dress code, and we can all romantically watch as the world burns.
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
- That darn little robot that could…it’s Wall-E!
- Pixar’s Sights and Sounds, in Space.
- Presto said “Bunny Rights!”
- Brooklyn hasn’t changed…
- Horses as Dogs or Roaches with Personality?
- The Nightcaps “Creamies.”
- Big Babies on Life Support.
- The Story of Sh*tbot.
- One Flew Over the Robot’s Nest.
- Computer Mice Mouse Bots the Wall-As.
- The Microwave Finally Gets Mark.
“A Vast, Empty Desolate Wasteland…Does he mean Jersey?”
“Plying the panda with Dumplings…”
“Crying in the Self-Isolation Club.”
”What is that paper made of?”
“That Robot F&*ks.”
Bein a B*&tch, Eatin out of Cups.”
“It was Supposed to be a 3 Hour Tour.”
“I was Born in this Crib and I’ll Die in this Crib.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday May 30, 2020
Amuse Bouche: May 30th 2020
Saturday May 30, 2020
Saturday May 30, 2020
“Amuse-Bouche” – May 30th, 2020
Welcome, welcome, welcome to another Nightcaps at the Theater, sponsored Amuse-Bouche segment, where we are all the man who snuck into an AMC Theater to live out their intimate quarantine dreams. We do this podcast…for comedy, first and foremost…no relation to Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumors” album. We hope you join us with your animal heads, from your Casas De Papel, onCHROMATICA…. there we think we got every reference, please enjoy!
The Microwave giveth and taketh away. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Give us a godman doughnut and if you need a womb, we got one right here! “Don’t Just Stare at Me…Go!”
Tonight, on the Marquee:
Shut Up Weeb! – She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Magia Record: Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story, Dorohedoro, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.
T.V. Court – La Casa Del Papel/Money Heist, Community, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, Holey Moley 2, To Tell the Truth, Celebrity: Family Feud, Match Game, Press Your Luck, The Wall, America’s Got Talent, The Masked Singer, What We Do In the Shadows, The Big Flower Fight, We’re Here, RPDR/RPCDR, At Home with Amy Sedaris, Killing Eve, The Great, The Gallery, and Space Force.
Movie Phone – Hannah Gatsby’s Douglas, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs. The Reverend, Ghost Stories, Waiting Women, Hercules, Moana, The Lion King, Aladdin, The Love Birds, Hot Rod, and The Hustle.
Troddin the Boards – Measure for Measure.
Disc Jockeys – Petals for Armor, The 1975 Notes on a Conditional Form, Daoi Freyer’s “Think About Things”, Show Pony, and Chromatica
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
Saturday May 23, 2020
Episode 60: Looney Tunes:Back in Action
Saturday May 23, 2020
Saturday May 23, 2020
Nightcaps at the Theater says that …that …that… that’s all folks with Looney Tunes: Back in Action! Our Netflix and Quarantine special continues with the energetic, frantic “spy” movie starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck…along with Brendan Fraser and Jenna Elfman…who…um…well…she’s in this too! All we can say is a few crucial tips. 1. “We coulda been watching Space Jam instead?” WTF! 2. Sell all our Warner Brother Stock…. 3. We got a hot tip; Nightcaps is a about to Die! And 4. Manje A Joe’s…Trust us, you’ll understand after listening.
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
- A Long Stretch for a Shrek Reference…. it’s gotta be Looney Tunes: Back in Action.
- Brendan Fraser at Third Billing…
- The “Anti-Space Jam” according to Mark.
- The Looney Tunes
- Bugs F*&ks./ F#$k the Duck.
- Starring Heather Locklear for no F^&king Reason.
- Connection to Invasion of the Body Snatchers
- Instant Paree Transition.
- Granny on an Elephant/Tweety’s Kunta Kinte’s Backstory.
- Michael Jordan edited in from Space Jam. He and the Chairman Didn’t Do Anything.
- Low Budget Odie.
- Throwing a Beak? WTF!?!
“This is Not Worth It…” Matt Cabrera on the Podcast.
“Give the Boot to Groot.”
“Inspiring Furries Everywhere.”
Elmer Fudd’s Alcoholism … These Toons Weren’t Drinkin.
Daffy vs. Donald. The Joe Dante Regulars.
I Do Not Like Steve Martin…I Agree with My Mother” – Jonathan’s Creedo.
“You’re Spoiling the Movie” – Our Podcast in A Nutshell.
“Bugs is really Emoting.”
“Gotta Pwese Our Dwark Mwasters.” – Elmer Fudd. Clearly Evil.
“Not My Looney Tunes./I Discovered My Roots!”
Looney Tunes= Kylo Ren.
“Save Us Quibi!”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Hangover” by Dee Yan-Key
Saturday May 09, 2020
Amuse Bouche: May 9th 2020
Saturday May 09, 2020
Saturday May 09, 2020
“Amuse-Bouche” – May 9th 2020
Welcome to the most “meh”… I mean “chill” episode of Nightcaps at the Theater with another Amuse Bouche pop culture party! Tune into the Spice Channel, aka our podcast where topics tonight include: Frankenstein birthing techniques, Joe Pesci impressions, making “Whoopi” and more …. we’re so sorry! Thank you for listening,
It’s too late fans, Gerard Butler says you are past the point of “No Return!” Since there’s no other place to go, remember to rate, review, listen, and subscribe to our humble little podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, and More!
Shut Up Weeb! – Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Shivering Truth, and Ghost Stories
T.V. Court – Community, La Casa De Papel/Money Heist, The Mandalorian, The Gallery, RuPaul’s Drag Race/Celebrity Drag Race/All Stars Season 5, We’re Here, Hollywood, Nadiya’s Time to Feast, Killing Eve, West World, and What We Do in the Shadows,
Movie Phone – Show Boat, Destry Rides Again, and Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Troddin the Boards – Frankenstein, The Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, and Help! I’m Stuck with Cole Escola.
Disc Jockeys – Car Seat Headrest’s A Door Less Closed, Fionna Apple, Grimes, Leontyne Price, Kim Petra’s Malibu, Chromatica
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Saturday May 02, 2020
Episode 59: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Saturday May 02, 2020
Saturday May 02, 2020
We are Nightcaps at the Theater and we are here to watch movies, podcast and stuff! Hello again, friend of a friend, tonight get out your guitars and your Game Boys because we are watching 2010’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The World during our Social Netflixing Marathon. Don’t mind Jonathan butchering Brayan Lee O Malley’s name for the next two hours…we are obviously passionate about the film. Are you in “Lesbians” with us? If not, you are about to be. How many Matthews have you dated? That’s not so bad…
Does Bread make you Fat? Yes…but you know what doesn’t rating, reviewing, and subscribing to us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and more! Not that that is a bad thing, we would love to play Pacu - Pacu Man with you, no matter what.
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Did you hear? Scott Pilgrim and Mark are dating a high schooler in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World!
- Currently #175 in Japan!
- Genius = Matt Working on Bits.
- Michael Cera’s Body Count…a Baby Giraffe,
- Social Distancing Arcades.
- MEW Cinematography.
- Knives is a Gem.
- Amazon Geeky not “Techy.”
- r/Matt SubReddit.
- Foot For Quentin.
- Boss/Bass Battle.
- Fiona Not Ramona.
“Woody Allen Impressions.”
“Who’s Pegging?” – Mark is Asking.
“From Fart to Star!” – Matt as Casting Agent.
“I gotta pee om her.”
“Matt’s never seen Sesame Street?”
Fun Bar Tricks.
Exploding int Loose Change.
“She’s Like A Mood Ring.”
“That’s “Mayonegg?”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Saturday Apr 25, 2020
Amuse Bouche: April 25th 2020
Saturday Apr 25, 2020
Saturday Apr 25, 2020
Another Week, Another Amuse-Bouche Segment Sponsored by Nightcaps at the Theater. We watch pop culture so you don’t have to…but then again, isn’t it the only thing keeping us alive? Join us as one of oue smiling friends as Mark recaps the entirety of the Spy Kids franchise. What a World? In this episode you can expect a “Young Childish Gambino”, Improv Comedy, 10,000 hours of Drag Race and more. Its so Baaaaaaad, it’s good! What is “celebrity?” You’ll have to listen to find out!
Who’s on first? Whorehouses don’t Sound Depressing. Unfortunately, we aren’t in 3-D. At All! Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and Spotify!
Shut Up Weeb! – Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Smiling Friends, & The Midnight Gospel.
T.V. Court – Better Call Saul, Community, Tiger King, Middleditch & Schwartz, The Outsider, Killing Eve, WestWorld, What We Do In The Shadows, RuPaul’s Drag Race Celebrity: Drag Race, Dragnificent!, We’re Here, & Anne with An “E.”
Movie Phone – Finding Dory, Cinderella (1950), Sleeping Beauty (1959), McCabe and Mrs. Miller, Cries and Whispers, The Stepford Wives (1975), Onward, Spy Kids, Spy Kids: 2: The Island of Lost Dreams, Spy Kids: 3-D: Game Over, Spy Kids: All the Time in the World & The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D.
Troddin the Boards – Beowulf.
Disc Jockeys – Chromatica, Laura Marling, Wes Tank. And Fiona Apple: Fetch the Bolt Cutters.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Saturday Apr 18, 2020
Episode 58: Lars and the Real Girl
Saturday Apr 18, 2020
Saturday Apr 18, 2020
We wanna know what love is! This week’s Nightcaps at the Theater analyzes the quirky romantic joint, Lars and the Real Girl. Could it be a serial killer’s notion, or is this true love? This movie is not as weird as it seems, join as we discuss relationships, Real Dolls, and the attitude of sincerity. Shed you layers and accept your true feelings. Accept who you are who you choose to love! We here at Nightcaps, don’t ever judge.
Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Hangout at our tree-house. L is for the listens you give the pod. O is for the only ones for us. V is very, very extraordinary. E is for Every Real Doll you enjoy!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Mark is a fan of any Movie, Will he Be a Fan of Lars and the Real Girl?
- Going Against Our Own Theme.
- Ryan Gosling’s Introverted Nature.
- Gosling Turkey Neck.
- Surfs Up Tremors.
- Ed Gein Vibes.
- Bianca as A Pillar of Community.
- Margot’s Stupid Donkey Vest!
- What Kinda Chip Man Are You?”
- Let Bianca Do What She Want!
- A First Kiss. In Two Takes.
- Attendance at the Nightcaps
“Her vs. Lars and the Real Girl.”
“Sigh…Snow…”
“The Awkward Romance Movies” – A Nightcaps Tradition.
“Bored or Drunk Bianca?”
“Tackled by a Pregnant Emily Mortimer.”
“Who Want’s Salad?”
“Might have a Cabbage Patch Doll.”
“Sweet Tart the Mayor.”
“Baby Parallels.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads