Episodes
Wednesday Feb 14, 2018
Episode 03: The Love Witch
Wednesday Feb 14, 2018
Wednesday Feb 14, 2018
“Love is a magical thing. Love can make you feel like a queen or a king! Unicorns! Rainbows! Lucky Charms! Love is found in your lover’s arms.” It’s Valentine’s Day for Nightcaps at the Theater. You know that means, right? Merry Meet and Bright Blessings! Tis the perfect time for Lana Del Rey’s feature film debut…wait a second that’s not Lana?! That’s a…witch?! Anna Biller’s “The Love Witch” will seduce, thrill, and probe your heart/movie going sensibilities in ways you never thought possible. Join us as we cast spells, brew potions, and revel in the bawdy burlesque act that is this movie. What lengths would you go to over love? Listen, watch, and you just might find out...
Tonight on the Marquee:
- Prayer to the Goddess “An Ode to Love”
- Paddington Bear Burned Alive?
- Matt’s “Glowing Review of “The Cloverfield Paradox”
- A Seductive Blu Ray Striptease
- An Oddly Appropriate Harp Solo
- Phallic Steaks
- Cooking With Nightcaps: Witch’s Bottles
- Pot Corner
- Hark! Tis Midsummer!
- Trish Experiments with High Drag
- “Are You More of an Elaine or a Trish?” Take the Nightcap Quiz to Find Out!
"Postmodern Rosé” A Baller Band Name
“La Li La…Da Di Da” – Actual Lyrics
“Vaginas and Penises are Funny.” – Kwiatkowski Burlesque Campaign Slogan
"Why is there a Used Condom Next to the Bagel?”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Wednesday Jan 31, 2018
Episode 02: Heathers
Wednesday Jan 31, 2018
Wednesday Jan 31, 2018
Put on some plaid and polish those croquet mallets, we are plotting a complete takeover of Westerburg High. That’s right! Tonight we are taking a look at 1988’s seminal dark comedy classic, Heathers. First however, we make a brief stop at the Snappy Snack Shack for a slushie and to dish over the 2018 Oscar Nominations. How very “very.” Oddly enough, we turn this “campy mockumentary” into a scholarly dissection of the glamorization of teenage suicide. Well, fk us gently with a chainsaw! Who would have thought we could be pretty, popular, and intelligent? Anyway, lick up this episode Heather. Lick…it…up! But, remember, Bulimia is so 97’.
Tonight on the Marquee:
- An Angst Filled Diary Entry from Veronica Sawyer
- Five Highly Edited Brechtian Minutes of HQ Trivia
- Our Jaded Opinions on the 2018 Oscar Nominations
- How Much Does Meryl Streep Pay Her Snipers?
- Matt Does Jonathan Dirty
- Smirnoff Ice and “Kegel” Stands
- Highlander Heather Hierarchy Extravaganza
- Is Moby Dick Literal?
- Teenage Suicide: “Just Don’t Do It!”
- Where’s Our Charmed Reboot?
- Spaghetti With Extra Oregano
- Corn Nuts…Plain or BQ?
"I’m here to hold your hand and guide you through the Forest of the Symbolism of Color.” – Why is Jonathan such a “Megabitch?”
“Heller!” – Tyler Perry’s Madea
“Blow job…sorry, I mean oral sex.” – Matt’s favorite sight gag/great save.
"Our love is God." – Truly romantic or absolute boner killer.
“If Ed McMahon gave you five million dollars two days before the alien apocalypse, what would you spend it on?”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Sunday Jan 14, 2018
Episode 01: La La Land
Sunday Jan 14, 2018
Sunday Jan 14, 2018
City of Stars? More like City of "Snores!" We take a look at 2016's Best Picture "loser" while trying to find any trace of chemistry between Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling. Did you know the "LAs" in "La La Land" stand for Los Angeles? Put down your pitchforks! "I got the bullets!" Wait a second...hold up...this is a musical? I thought I was watching Whiplash 2: Electric Boogaloo! Does anyone really even understand jazz anyway? All we can say to that is "So Long Boulder City!"... and good riddance.
Tonight on the Marquee:
- An Interpretive Cutting from "So Long Boulder City" by Mia Dolen
- Mop and Broom: Still a Better Love Story than Twilight?
- Suze Orman Chick R.I.P.
- Emma Stone Can't Read: Confirmed
- Karen the Waitress MVP
- Is Mia or Seb the Killer? Why Not Both?
- The Greatest Backstory Since Batman
- Moviegoers Behaving Badly
- Who Doesn't Like Tapas?
- What Did Seb F*$king Cook?
- Just What was the "Stunt with the Window?"
"No Jamal, u be trippin." - Jonathan's Life as a Substitute Theater Teacher.
"You're a Baby." - The Greatest Motivational Speech...Ever?
"Chicken on a Stick." - To the Tune of Queen's "Under Pressure"
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
Sunday Jan 14, 2018
Episode 00: Introduction to Nightcaps at the Theater
Sunday Jan 14, 2018
Sunday Jan 14, 2018
The time has come! We have arrived! Step inside Ladies and Gentleman! Pour yourself a drink, take a seat, and settle down to watch and/or discuss a movie with two average guys...who rest assured, almost never know what they are talking about. Yet another in the long line of film podcasts, we hope that we can entertain you with our boozy delusions and snarky commentary on some of cinema's greatest treasures and spectacular flops. On our inaugural episode meet the hosts Jonathan and Matt, as they supply above subpar banter and maybe even talk about movies. Let us entertain you!
Tonight on the Marquee:
- A Desperate Theatre Major and His Chicken Parm
- A Sleep-Deprived Mumblecore Enthusiast
- Q & A with the Hosts
- Ingrid Bergman, Who is She?
- The Perils of Anime Club
- VVitches
- Sexy Fishmen in Baltimore
- Just Where the Hell is Ameilie and Will We Ever Find Her?
"Blu Rays Have Two Sides" - Matt Cabrera
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G