Episode 53: Fateful Findings

 

Nightcaps at the Theater rings in 2020’s edition of “Critically Panduary/So Bad It Hurts/Don’t Yuck My Yum” with Neil Breen’s masterpiece Fateful Findings (2012). “It’s a Magical Day!” This is a film (if you can call it that) that will leave you questioning your sanity, psychedelic mushrooms, and Master’s Degree in Computer Science. Hack into the truth behind the Government Masters of the World, all while lounging in your inner Black Void.! If you love a “so bad its good time” at the movies, question your sanity and then tune in to this episode. (Farting-Wind Sound Effect.)

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Tonight, on the Marquee:

• “I can’t believe you committed suicide” after watching Fateful Findings (2012).
• A Biography of the Mystery of an Enigma of Neil Breen.
• Is There a Plot?
• Everybody Loves Neil Breen.
• Bloody Disgusting Shower Scene/Fishing Pills Out of the Toilet.
• Psychologist Symbolism. Reflection Walking Out on a Reflection.
• Eating Lettuce and Dismantling the Government.
• Microsoft Sam’s Star Billing.
• Worst Press Conference Ever!
• If an A.I. Wrote a Movie.
• Serious Film Investors … Stay Tuned.

 

Is it a Neil Breen Feature? – Matt’s on the Money Question.

30$ for a Jewel Case DVD?

 “It’s Very Hard to Describe This Movie.”

“If Tommy Wiseau Directed a David Lynch Movie.

“Has Neil Breen Ever Had Sex?”

“Im Hungry!”

“Tutoring Commercial Parallels.”

“What is This Shot?”

“I Resign As the President of the Bank.”

“I Wasn’t Ready…”

 

Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420