Episode 30: Clue

 

Tonight, on Nightcaps at the Theater, you are invited to the first film in our Madcap Marchness marathon. Arrive fashionably dressed, carrying a weapon, and with an appetite for monkey’s brains and MURDER! 1985’s unforgettable, quotable, comedy, classic Clue is the prime suspect behind uncontrollable fits of the giggles and we are Dead-set on solving this mystery. How many times must we run back and forth through the halls of this mansion? Is the number of bullets in this gun equal to 1+1+2+1+1? Who will look upstairs with us for “We are fwightend of ze dark?” One thing is certain you will be seeing Scarlet, or Plum, or … Mustard after this film myriad twists and turns. Ah yes, we see the “flames on the side of your face” …without further ado, let the game begin!

Tonight, on the Marquee:

• Hello, hello again, sh-boom and hopin' we'll meet again…with Clue.
• Madcap Marchness…Draft Picks
• Gotta Get a Theater Gimmick.
• Chutes and Ladders: The Movie
• Star Studded Murder Cast…Stepping in S*&t
• The Usefulness Imbalance of the Cluedo
• Matching up Matches.
• Using Dead Bodies as Props.
• Losing Too Many Singing Telegram Girls.
• Neon Evangelion Evangelist
• Going Home and Sleeping with Pizza Rating.

#BadCatholic and Shushing Babies in Church.

Jonathan Lynn’s Resume: My Cousin Vinny + Flops

“I’m Horny!”

Completely missing the Pun of Lee Ving’s name…

“Just Lies Around on His Back All Day…” – What Good Husbands Should Do.

“Are you hiding? I’m coming.”

“Take Your Hands Off Me! I’m a Senator’s Wife!”

“Flames on the Side of My Face.”

Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420

Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G