Episode 02: Heathers

 

Put on some plaid and polish those croquet mallets, we are plotting a complete takeover of Westerburg High. That’s right! Tonight we are taking a look at 1988’s seminal dark comedy classic, Heathers. First however, we make a brief stop at the Snappy Snack Shack for a slushie and to dish over the 2018 Oscar Nominations. How very “very.” Oddly enough, we turn this “campy mockumentary” into a scholarly dissection of the glamorization of teenage suicide. Well, f&#k us gently with a chainsaw! Who would have thought we could be pretty, popular, and intelligent? Anyway, lick up this episode Heather. Lick…it…up! But, remember, Bulimia is so 97’.

Tonight on the Marquee: 

• An Angst Filled Diary Entry from Veronica Sawyer
• Five Highly Edited Brechtian Minutes of HQ Trivia
• Our Jaded Opinions on the 2018 Oscar Nominations
• How Much Does Meryl Streep Pay Her Snipers?
• Matt Does Jonathan Dirty
• Smirnoff Ice and “Kegel” Stands
• Highlander Heather Hierarchy Extravaganza
• Is Moby Dick Literal?
• Teenage Suicide: “Just Don’t Do It!”
• Where’s Our Charmed Reboot?
• Spaghetti With Extra Oregano
• Corn Nuts…Plain or BQ?

"I’m here to hold your hand and guide you through the Forest of the Symbolism of Color.” – Why is Jonathan such a “Megabitch?”

“Heller!” – Tyler Perry’s Madea

“Blow job…sorry, I mean oral sex.” – Matt’s favorite sight gag/great save.

"Our love is God." – Truly romantic or absolute boner killer.

“If Ed McMahon gave you five million dollars two days before the alien apocalypse, what would you spend it on?”

 Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420

 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G