Episode 01: La La Land

 

City of Stars? More like City of "Snores!" We take a look at 2016's Best Picture "loser" while trying to find any trace of chemistry between Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling. Did you know the "LAs" in "La La Land" stand for Los Angeles? Put down your pitchforks! "I got the bullets!" Wait a second...hold up...this is a musical? I thought I was watching Whiplash 2: Electric Boogaloo! Does anyone really even understand jazz anyway? All we can say to that is "So Long Boulder City!"... and good riddance. 

Tonight on the Marquee: 

• An Interpretive Cutting from "So Long Boulder City" by Mia Dolen
• Mop and Broom: Still a Better Love Story than Twilight?
• Suze Orman Chick R.I.P.
• Emma Stone Can't Read: Confirmed
• Karen the Waitress MVP
• Is Mia or Seb the Killer? Why Not Both?
• The Greatest Backstory Since Batman
• Moviegoers Behaving Badly
• Who Doesn't Like Tapas?
• What Did Seb F*$king Cook?
• Just What was the "Stunt with the Window?"

"No Jamal, u be trippin." - Jonathan's Life as a Substitute Theater Teacher.

"You're a Baby." - The Greatest Motivational Speech...Ever?

"Chicken on a Stick." - To the Tune of Queen's "Under Pressure" 

 Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420

 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G